The Messenger Shot Me
ikimaru:

the baes

ikimaru:

the baes

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

celeritious:

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved

mvtk42:

faerill:

torn-by-dreams:

thewintergrump:

rosengeist:

faerill:

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

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so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

People want to fuck dragons this isn’t a new phenomenon

#if a donkey can fuck a dragon then why can’t i

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

kronosfw:

kittyzumi:

we found Lord English’s weakness—a swarm of human children.

But like… That’s actually canon.

balencia:

king-of-vagabonds:

themastersslashersmile:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

child-of-the-fandoms:

lumos5001:

2pookyfox666:

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whovians get your ass over here homestruck are beating us

Whovians win

they only win because their timeline is fixated in a complicated way.

Homestuck’s timeline is based off the sessions and time spent on earth/alternia.

let’s look at paradox clones, shall we?

also,

another timeline

As an avid Whovian and Homestuck I can confirm that Homestuck’s timeline is far more complex, but it follows at least 12 different universes and the internal temporal travel between each individual one and the external dimension hopping travel to get from one universe to another.

tl;dr: Homestuck wins the “Most complex time line” award.

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yobot:

This is very old! But I finally can put the track together with the pictures.. I wish to redo this again one day!! For now here ya go!

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staff:

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