seeing someone talking shit about your friends
Bro I don’t even care if they’re not upset because how dare you
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????
yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days
How puppies help when you’re sick.
I think this just took the award for my favorite atla-related post…ever.
Is it possible to overdose on adorable baby animal GIFs?
Alfred is the best
I too have a job interview today
Signs whether or not someone is lying to you. Very useful knowledge.
i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus
*clears throat* if i looked you up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of cute- *coughs* i mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, thered- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked cute up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of me- *drops cards* i, uh *flusters* the, um *panics* the dictionary thinks you’re cute